Tuesday, October 30, 2007

Thats a whole nother story

The NBA season begin today. Hooray. For once in my life I can actually enjoy basketball on t.v. without worrying what kind of cruel torture my coach had in store for me the next day at practice. So I'm looking forward to this season and the the rise of the Eastern Conference

Wednesday, October 24, 2007


I need some opinions on which promo poster to use so I will be posting them up this evening and we need your opinions on which will be the best one to use.

And Oh yeah hes still the future of the Chi

The first promo picture from Rico's Home the album.

Saturday, October 20, 2007

Who Wanna Battle

Ghostface Killah ft.Kid Capri-Celebrate
Its Tone Tana Season again ...yessss(c)Marvin Albert.. this is going to be the best Holiday season ever with the release of this,Cam'ron's and Rico's Mixtape dropping. Damn get the gravy and Turkey out right now.

Stolen from Nahright

Thursday, October 18, 2007

Hop Out the S-Type looking like a criminal

Shout out to Fam-Lay. We need that album man.

It's the easiest way to double your stacks

Nas is quickly becoming one of my top 5 rappers again. Not meaning lyrically because he was already up there but when it comes to public relations. Hit the link to find out why. Nas on album name

You Must Learn

I watched this interesting Op-Ed documetary on the New York Times Website and thought I should share it with you. It proves thought provoking and ask the simple question; How Would You feel if someone occupied your home and demanded your submission?
Know Thine Enemy

Like we always do

Man its been a while I feel like I'm back home and I have to clean the mess that we left. But you know its a labor of love so I wont bitch and moan about it. But during our extended hiatus I've run into a lot of interesting and thought provoking articles on a number of different subjects ranging from Sports to Politics. So I will be posting those up in the near future. But this article I found interesting because I always have this discussion of race and basketball with friends and it's funny that we are not the only ones who are noticing these trends enjoy your read sissies. White Men Can't Pass

M.I.A ft. Bun B and Rich Boy-Paper Planes Rmx.....Tough

and yes that is Michael Jordan

Wednesday, September 26, 2007

Im Back!!

Let The Nonsense Begin

Thursday, September 20, 2007

Always Working

The whole staff at Crissy Corpses will like to apologize to you for the lack of post but we will be posting a prolific amount of nonsense very soon we are currently working on numerous projects that will bring joy and happiness to the internet's as well as the outernet's it might even bring about world peace but. We shall be back and it will be fun.

Tuesday, September 11, 2007

Friday, September 07, 2007

What are you Harold Miner,Jr Rider Drunk off Marijuana?

Diddy buying some white people drugs in Europe. Haha

Yea Im going on Sabbatical for the next few weeks. Going on a vision quest so I'll see yall in October. I will be dropping by to see how Akil and the Rude Boy been treating yall. Arrevaderchi or however you spell it.

Wednesday, September 05, 2007



Friday, August 31, 2007


YESSSS im back with the post of the month.. you know how I DOOOOO. when it comes to dropping heat Im that nigga, an im back with more heat, aint wanna keep yall waiting.. I know yall heard ma nigga Prophecy AKA MB dropping a mixtape and I got an explosive preview of the cover.. from what I heard the name is gonna be PAIN and Suffering supposed to be a double CD.. so luck out for that, its gonna be straight heat

Wednesday, August 29, 2007

Live like the third world

Haha just heard the news about Franky. It was about time. That dog was a nuisance and an annoying dog. Well thats going to be the most yall are getting out of me today. Good luck Frankie in Doggie jail dont drop the flea shampoo brother. ha ha ha ha(Yayo laugh from straight to the Bank)

Tuesday, August 28, 2007

Say goodbye to a doodoo dog

yea thats all she barked, doodoo dog franky as i write is now on his way to an animal shelter. still a pup we salute you doodoo . We wanted to see you grow up but I guess thats not gonna happen.. Nick named Doodoo dog AKA Lil big Pony , he was born an raised in the mean streets of baltimore. getting his name from the enormous amount of ungodly doodoo he was able to release in one sitting, he found himself a way to make money. and for that we salute you.. god speed doodoo... god speed.... now some pictures... nevermind forget the pictures.

Sunday, August 26, 2007

Saturday, August 25, 2007

Runaway Slave

Fabolous ft. Cassidy or vice versa-Gangster Walk

the tile will explain itself a little later. Stay with me.

Friday, August 24, 2007


Congrats to my sister Sudhi you already know i knew your struggle and we are all proud of you. Like I said trust in God and bring the pig with you and your good as gold. But yeah. Im in Philly ill fill you in on any breaking news but better yet. Lets make sure Cardo does not drink and post.He is definitley not protecting New York Brains. Nah im playing wats good Rico. Whats good Kil next week is ours. Shakes your gonna blow it down you already know we all there even when we wait.Your up next. "See yall in November"
Protect New York's Brains


Kanye and Jay-Z Son 50 Cent !!!!!!

Thursday, August 23, 2007

Wednesday, August 22, 2007

Plug Tunin

Perhapst the funniest image I think I've ever seen. This is being burned into my brains hardwiring as we speak O Boy wait till Cardo sees this one.

Ceasars not the only thing on the low

ya dig ? if u dont get it reestablish ur exit. raps become a senior citizen an aint no other old man as big as him. been ever where seen everything seems like hes loving the hoes in the south make it rain on him like christenings..so get BLOWED NIGGA

Bun B ft. Young Jeezy-Get Throwed

Hip Hop we Miss You !!!!!!

When you favorite rappers actually did Freestyles

Our Work is Never Over

The photo was taken by Parks and was aptly titled American Gothic
As writers/bloggers whatever you want to call us. We have a responsibility that is more than just to provide a source to get new music and watch videos. We try to educate and introduce new ideas sometimes too.This morning I feel we should take the time out to learn about one of the greatest filmakers,poet,author and photographer of our time;Gordon Parks.I watched a biographical documentary about him on HBO and was amazed that such an amazing person is/was not talked about more in our community as on of the people who helped our race in many genres of art and film. So I decided that I will start the discussion about this man.
Gordon Parks Wikipedia Entry
more links on the way

Protect New York's Brains

Tuesday, August 21, 2007


Inspiration for you Daisy Heads and Willy Shakes
De La Soul-De La Soul is Dead

Protect New York's Brains

We was sorta like Will Smith and his son

On behalf of me and the rest of the CrissyCorpses staff of lazy ass posters. I will like to welcome Young Kil aka MR.C to the team and as you see he is already hard at work and he will be contributing to our emcee and lyricist series post coming real soon. It is bound to be a topic of discussion around water coolers for years to come so yes Team HGH is in full effect. This is blogging on steroids.

"We dont struggle with undeveloped muscles."-Jigga

911 Kanye

Its alright Kanye Let Him Retire!!!!!!

Photo Sharing and Video Hosting at Photobucket

Cant Tell Me Nothing!!!!!

Potholes In My Lawn

Lets Begin the History Lesson: Today's Subject is De la Soul

De La Soul-3 feet high and rising presskit

De la soul-Me myself and I

Sunday, August 19, 2007

Saturday, August 18, 2007

Killers Be Quiet

Lil Kim-Hardcore

So Much More

Ok its Saturday so its only right to give you some new music to play while you enjoy today whether its coolin on the corner.. you know the rest.
Kanye West-Big Brother snippet
Kanye West-Champion Snippet

Friday, August 17, 2007

Thursday, August 16, 2007

Who Stole the Satelite Van

It's early and im tired eat up.

Wednesday, August 15, 2007

Tempature Rising

Kanye West ft. Lil Wayne-Barry Bonds Tough Tough Tough Might I add that Graduation will be 10000x better than Curtis. O Yea Crushed Linens out Aug.29th please cop that its hot.

Saturday, August 11, 2007

I been smoking thousands of dollars worth of weed ! nigga are you crazy ?

hell rells new interview letting all the haters know he's still signed to Dipset and yes he does smoke thousands of dollars worth of weed and is dressed like he dropped an album. Hell Rell the rap star slash actor, did you forget he was in killer season or something ?..

Its part 2 STUPID

What Could of been.....

( Im going in on this post ).. This is coming alittle late but while all the other blog pages said RIP to stack the day they found out, any body can do that, but its the true fans that still remember him months, and years after his death.. so pour out alittle 40 for a rising star that was next to blow, theres not going to be a whole lot of typing .just sit back and watch these clips and imagine what could of been.. SQQSQQSQUUUUUAAAAAAD UP

start it off with some audio and finishing it up with some clips

Who Freestyle

Where Im from

Rob 2 night

Run the city

Riots tha Gang

gun em down

Honorable Mention
Ransom dont die any time soon

once again starting out with some audion and finishing up with some clips

Drummer Boy feat stackbundles and RRS

Thursday, August 09, 2007

A Yonkers Tale

props to Rick on the song
Styles P-Super Gangsta

We are all fond of Styles P over here at CrissyCorpses please don't let our smooth blogging confuse you. We can bang with hardest Keyboard gangsters too.

World Famous

....not in the sense of having a pussy but a pussy having no ____ sense tyring to push me.

Wednesday, August 08, 2007

The forgotten musketeer

Paul Cain still got more glocks and techs than you..

ALSO : come up in my closet for some mall shopping

Wednesday, August 01, 2007

Midwest Gun Cartel

Classic song nice video doesnt it bring you back


The wait is over the video is finally here and its arrived at CrissyCorpses I like this

Tuesday, July 31, 2007

King Poetic

No time for useless banter and usual platitudes(inside joke)new Rick Ross(Hot)
and Lil Wayne(produced by Dr.Dre) of all people ehhhh.

Rick Ross Cry
Lickle Wayne(produced by Dr.Dre)

Wednesday, July 25, 2007

On the Low like a Ceaser

Hello boys and girls im back but with some good news. Though i have not been posting as frequently as I used to the blog will not go the way of the jheri curl but will be posting whenever time allows me.Life after college sucks. but heres an interesteing article i found about everyones favorite rapper eater.
Lil Wayne= new generations 2pac

Friday, July 06, 2007

Walk into the sun

If you haven't already heard Flex went in on America Day 90's style real heavy and here is the audio from his crazy mix.
Funk Flex going in Heavy on America day

Wednesday, July 04, 2007

Happy America Day Bitches, June 5th I'm Back

With that being said. June 5th marks the new killing season.......Bitch

Saturday, June 30, 2007

Wrath of Kane

Happy Birthday Mike. from all of us here at CrissyCorpses.

Friday, June 22, 2007

Diamonds are forever

invites you to
A Special Showcase Performance by
Willy Shakes

Fly High Thursdays
@ China Club

Doors open @ 10PM

Showtime 11:30pm

Bottle Specials
$125 Alize, Hpnotiq & Moet
$175 Grey Goose

For anyone who enters from 10-11PM

Dress Code
Fashionable & Trendy / Jeans Ok
No Sneakers / No Timbs / Collared Shirt
Sports Jacket & dress shoes a MUST for gents
21 & Over / ID Required

On Willy Shakes/ACE OF SPADES ENT.'s Guest list
Ladies FREE All Night
Gents Free till' 11:30PM - Reduced After

For Information & Guest list contact ACE OF SPADES ENT

Thursday June 28th 2007 @ China Club
China Club
268 W 47th Street NYC
btwn Broadway & 8th Ave

I will have more info as soon as i get it brothas and sistas

Thick Broads We Lustin Them

Common ft.Dwele-The People

50 murders in one month in Kenyan slum
I knew I was smarter than my sister and heres the proof.

Thursday, June 21, 2007

Show and Prove

Im being mad lazy right now so bear with me. While I look to get my mind right heres some cool and new videos lol.

Sean Price-King Kong this is real tough.

I'm waiting for Kanye new video but im sure you all are too.

Next a video from MR.Scrunch Face himself

Wednesday, June 20, 2007

Thats GangstaA

A nice lil throwback

Tuesday, June 19, 2007

A Boomin System

A much better version of parts of Bun B's Alife session.

An Article about who is mentally fit to vote. Give me your opinions on this

Monday, June 18, 2007

As I get roasted looking at Biggie posted on my wall

Rap cinematography at its best

Sunday, June 17, 2007

Nigga its Crew Love

3 vs 300 I call it a fair fight

Friday, June 15, 2007

Whos Going with me

And Uptown that evening another event with an OPEN BAR!!

Not Going Back

I refuse to go into my thoughts about Queens as a borough as a whole and the lot they produce. But here is the product of Queens kids who did it LL Cool j ft. Prodigy,50 Cent,Kool G Rap, Tony Yayo. LL is obviously taking shots at his Brooklyn Boss Hov. Take that in your pipe and smoke it Jay. But for some reason I expected The Game to lay down a verse about Queens but hey maybe he is in jail or something so expect him on the remix. Queens Thing

Home Video

Me and Shakes were talking about this guy yesterday and wondered what happened to him well Shakes this explains everything.

Now for the Hottest video out It goes to Guru ft. Common-State of Clarity.

and the Second runner up goes to an unlikely mention to the blog.Young Buck ft. Latoiya Williams- U aint going nowhere

props to OnSmash

Thursday, June 14, 2007

Chinese Arithmetic

I love dis lol. We need more.

Yup in my bag a whole bag of porn

Funkmaster Flex is quickly becoming the most outspoken advocate of the start snitching movement. In the words of flex this is a good look read the article from what he said on Monday with Fab as a guest Funkmaster Flex Monday interview
I would love to post a Crushed Linens trailer or video off of it but that is in the plans you mere mortals so exhibit some patience and you will soon be rewarded but in lieu of said trailer here is a video of Kid Sister for those who enjoy her. I personally enjoy how she looks. OHHH Atrak's girl got a fatty.

Wednesday, June 13, 2007

Only youging in New York dat can say they run they own Borough

Heres an article I found on xxl site about Jones thoughts on Stack. Jones aint sound as crazy as I thought he would.
Jim Jones thoughts on Stacks murder

The Jokes on You

Alright I thought we were done with these hats man. I guess not heres a video from Kocky K from Brentwood with his spin on the Aunt Jackie I mean wow the video says enough. I respect that the kid is from L.I. but whatever watch leave comments.

you can visit his page at www.kockyk.com

Tuesday, June 12, 2007

Spending Jackson's Off the Wall

No this is not the real Willy Shakes but there is a message behind this picture and it is the one you will be reading about and hearing about is on his way to becoming a legend in lyrical circles as well as literary ones (you soon shall learn). But here is an article from micdmag.com about who else other than Willy Shakes our resident super star and guest blogger over here at CrissyCorpses

Willy Shakes Mic'd Mag article

Road to the Riches like G rap and Polo

As you all should know the soft spot (no homo)for Big Daddy Kane and here goes a crazy recording from his Birthday freestyle hijacked from Stretch Armstrong's blog
Big Daddy Kane Birthday freestyle
It has too many names to mention but notables include Jay-z, Jaz, Ill, Positive K, and Biz

It's alright

We are all entitled to days off and today is mine so maybe I'll post again tonight but I'm going exploring so I'm out like Tony Blair peace.

Monday, June 11, 2007

Soon You'll Understand

This article is an old one but I think today we are reminded that this an issue that needs to be addressed. It's also for those who depend on rap music and hip hop culture to form their moral code so please read if you want to think logically instead of what popular culture deems cool or whatever is the in thing now. I'm kind of sick of writing right now I'm sick of niggas dying. Fuck this shit man.

AllHipHop.com snitching article

Long Island Degrees

R.I.P Stack

Stack Bundles Killed

We've been generally warned

Kanye West ft. John Mayer-Bittersweet(full version)

Soprano's series finale run down for those who missed or care

Thursday, June 07, 2007

Theres a message in everything even a bullet

It took a while but heres something to hold you until the Crushed Linens, and the Graduation

Jadakiss and Big Mike Present The Predator is Back

Wheres the love

American Gangster trailer. This movie looks crazy I cant wait for it to come out this is a hot summer for Hollywood or so I think I guess we'll just have to wait and see.

I should Just let you live right? Negative

Alife Sessions with Bun B.

Interesting article from NY times about a 9 year old video game prodigy making thousands of dollars blasting clowns in Halo You got to love this country 9 year old Halo star

Came home and copped the same watch the boy Diddy rockin

I usually post up new material but I was lookin for this interview with Cam for the longest to post on here and I finally found it. Cam'ron at his pinnacle in assholishness(is that a word) I doubt it but whatever.

It's the Ghost on the Loso beat.

Wednesday, June 06, 2007

You can go up in my Crib and go Mall shopping

I am really feeling this freestyle not because it has Loso and Cassidy on there but Swizz is basically shitting on everyone by not only mentioning the Ferrari SuperAmerica but driving it in the video. Enough said I cant even write no more.

The Wheels of Life

I want to be the first to introduce y'all to Kid Sister. If you have not already heard her.The first time I heard her was on the Kanye West Can't Tell Me Nothing mixtape. She has a unique flow it ain't for everyone at first I thought she was rapping in French honestly but after visiting her page on myspace www.myspace.com/kidsister I found her style refreshing plus it don't hurt she look good so heres one of her tracks and an article from URB magazine in the words of Clinton Sparks get familiar.

Kid Sister-Damn Girl Remix

Kid Sister and Flosstradamus article

Diamonds and Mac 10's

You know us over here at Cristal Corpses don't forget about underground or maybe not so underground talent so got a two part interview courtesy of OnSmash from Jae Millz the "Statue". He is speaking some truth in the beginning than back to your regular shit talking. Eat Up. oh yea shout out to Max B

Tuesday, June 05, 2007

You can live through anything if Magic made it

You know I love shameless promotion but I'm just letting people know Shakes is still in the studio working harder than ever putting his finishing touches on the project of the year in my opinion. I swear im being objective. But I heard 75% of the album and so far it is unlike anything out or has been released in the past 4 years with the exception of a few releases. So keep your browsers set on this site because you might get a lil taste of Crushed Linens if you play your cards right. Now back to your regular scheduled surfing.

Monday, June 04, 2007

If rap was Harlem I'd b James Baldwin

A lil refresher for those who remember these two EPMD.

Space Ships dont come equipped with rear view mirrors

I'm back from Miami got footage for days will post them as soon as Ham and Allison give me what the caught but enough of me here some visual candy. Chicks in this video or classically beautiful not your typical rap video stock enjoy if you have not seen already.

Saturday, May 19, 2007

They say we dreaming wrong

I would have never made it to this point without the guidance of my Lord and savior JESUS CHRIST. And mom without you I would not have been here and thank you for putting up with an asshole and still believing in him when no one else would.And my sister were cool i dont hate you. And to my brothers Daryl, Mike F, Mike B, Willy D, Cardo, V12, Akil and Akeef thanks for being there. and Holly and Genai make me proud and leave this place just like I did. On top.

We did it.